Why Being Choked To Death Could Be A Good Way To Go
- It’s a surprise. Death is coming one day, you worry. No more worries. It’s here!
- You get human contact during your last seconds alive.
- Internet research says death-by-strangulation takes long enough that you’ll have a chance to see your life pass before your eyes in a more thorough way than a shooting death, yet not long enough to be maudlin or, worse, boring.
- It will be a good, no, great, story for family and friends for years or even decades, to come.
- Your organs will be in fine shape should you opt to donate your cadaver for medical research.
- Your organs will be intact, if you chose to have your parts reused by others after you croak.
- While it would be a challenge to do a Selfie at such an event, there’s bound to be time enough for a passerby or even the perpetrator to pop on a smartphone for a final video or snap.
- It’s a conversation starter. Or stopper, depending on the audience.
- If you’ve chosen post-mortem casket-viewing, the only special prop required by the mortician will be a shirt or blouse with a high collar.
- Your existence and demise will be recorded and kept as part of a police report most likely, thus making you part of history.
- You’ll surprise a lot of friends and family who never thought anything like that could happen to someone like you. Whatever, “someone like you,” means.
- The strangler will walk around with you, their victim, popping into their thoughts every so often. You two are forever linked. Like it or not.
- There are so many worse ways to go out… Google it.