13 Benefits of Death by Strangulation

Why Being Choked To Death Could Be A Good Way To Go

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  1. It’s a surprise. No more worries Death coming one day. It’s here!
  2. You get human contact during your last seconds alive.
  3. Internet research says death-by-strangulation takes long enough that you’ll have a chance to see your life pass before your eyes in a more thorough way than a shooting death, yet not long enough to be maudlin or, worse, boring.
  4. It will be a good, no, great, story for family and friends for years, and maybe decades, to come.
  5. Your organs will be in fine shape should you opt for donating your cadaver for medical research or instruction.
  6. Your organs will be intact, if you chose to have your parts reused by others after you croak.
  7. While it would be a challenge to do a Selfie at such an event, there’s bound to be time enough for a passerby or even the perpetrator to pop on a smartphone camera for a final video or snap.
  8. It’s a conversation starter.
  9. If you’ve chosen post-mortem casket viewing, the only special prop the mortuary will require will be a top with a high collar.
  10. Your existence and demise will be recorded and kept as part of a police report most likely, thus making you part of history.
  11. You’ll surprise a lot of friends and family who never thought anything like that could happen to someone like you. Whatever, “someone like you,” means.
  12. The strangler will walk around with you, their victim, on their mind every so often. You two are forever linked. Like it or not.
  13. There are so many worse ways to go out… Google it.
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